Updated May 12, 2024 by testing
Having a bad day? Are you also feeling like nothing’s going your way lately? Don’t worry, we’ve got some of the most hilarious anime quotes to make you laugh. We have some of the funniest anime quotes that will make you laugh a lot. We’ve also got some crazy memes! If you like memes better, you can check them out!
No matter how bad of a day we’re having, we will always have anime to make us laugh. Sometimes we see anime memes on Facebook, sometimes on Instagram. So, it’s really good to laugh once in a while when you’re seeing funny anime memes. But did you guys know that there are actually some quotes that can make you LOL (laugh out loud)? Curious to find out? Let’s get started!
MUST-READ GOOFY ANIME QUOTES
46. “I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!”
– Light Yagami, Death Note
Potato chips are always there for us. We eat potato chips when we’re stressed. We eat potato chips when we’re angry. In every situation, potato chips are there for us! Light must have been so stressed as being the main villain, no wonder he’s munching on potato chips.
45. “People die if they’re killed.”
– Shiro Emiya, Fate/Unlimited Codes
HAHA! Thank you for the obvious Shiro Emiya. We didn’t know that if we kill people, they die.
44. “Hey, you! Spiky aloe vera b*****.”
– Naruto, Naruto
Do you guys remember when Naruto called Zetsu an Aloe-Vera? That’s the best kind of insult.
43. “If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam”
– Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
Monkey D. Luffy knows the struggle of being a pirate and on top of that being a human. So, he decided to become a clam if he ever gets reincarnated.
42. “I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit Maid cafes. Of course, I collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I wear a maid uniform and jump for joy.”
– Takumi Usui, Maid-Sama
Okay, now we’re talking. Who wants to see Takumi Usui in a maid outfit? OMG! He’s the man of every girls’ dreams. Isn’t that right? Takumi Usui is still known to be one of the hottest characters of all time.
41. “There are three things I cannot tolerate; cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.”
– Frieza, Dragon Ball Z
That’s just Freeza very casually insulting Vegeta. Isn’t it hilarious?
40. “I’m not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom.”
– Toshiro Hijakata, Gintama
HOLD UP! Mayonnaise Kingdom? If there’s such a kingdom, I’m so in! I love mayo!
39. “I’ll gladly turn into a piece of paper.”
– Terunosuke Miyamoto, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Ah yes! Terunosuke, we can relate to Terunosuke. It’s such a chore being a human. Do let us know if you sometimes want to become a piece of paper.
38. “I’m going to be late for the snail watching club and I’m the only member.”
– Melvin Brothers, Sailor Moon X
*Sad Melvin Brother noises* Imagine getting late for a club where you’re the only member. Yes, my friends, that’s how extreme loneliness looks like.
37. “No matter what I do, I hurt people. I’m a sinful man. A guilty guy.”
– Karamatsu Matsuno, Osomatsu
A guilty guy. HAHA! I don’t know but there’s something so funny about this quote.
36. “If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.”
– L. Lawliet, Death Note
For those of you, who love L automatically love sweets too. And here’s our boy telling us hacks to not get fat. L was never fat despite eating so many sweets. Now, I know why.
35. “An apple a day keeps everyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
– Mari Mjolnir, Soul Eater
OH MAN, I am at a loss of words. If you want people to stay away from you, throw apples hard at them.
34. “I don’t wanna brag or anything but when it comes to being the worst, I’m at the top.”
– Rider Astolfo, Fate/Grand
AH, the pain of being the worst no matter what you do is real.
33. “So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?”
– Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
I basically know how it feels. HAHA, just so you know, this isn’t funny. 😭
32. “If you die, I’ll kill you.”
– Roronoa Zoro, One Piece
OH! Can you kill what’s already dead? OMG!
31. “Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to the rich people at such an age.”
– Rosette Christropher, Chrono Crusade
Azmaria is basically teaching you the life hacks of becoming rich the easy way.
30. “Laziness is an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.”
– Lucifer, Devil is a Part-Timer
Yeah, that’s a smart way of justifying your laziness. HAHA!
29. “If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic?”
– Senjougahara, Bakemonogatari
OMG! Isn’t this such a yandere move? OOF!
28. “The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.”
– Goku, Dragon Ball Z
Just Goku and his funny thoughts. I swear to god, he’s so dumb despite being so overpowered.
27. “Stop making me repeat myself, It’s bad for my health.”
– Duo Maxwell
Just for how long do we have to repeat ourselves? If someone makes you keep repeating something just quote this quote and they’ll leave you alone. Smart? YES!
26. “Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?”
Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
If you’re super tired of someone and want to scare them a bit, say whether a death wish is awaiting them to talk to you that way.
25. “Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid.”
– Yusuke
We all know how there are some people who are so stupid that no matter what they say, it makes them sound stupid. It can be your younger sibling or even your friend!
24. “You try to sound like you think things through when in fact you’re not thinking at all.”
– Kurama, Naruto
HAHAH! This is the story of my life.
23. “This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway.”
– Lupin III, Lupin The Third
Imagine stealing a treasure that can’t even fit your pocket. That’s the biggest type of flex that I’ve ever heard.
22. “I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill, but I might struggle a bit.”
– Gundam Wing, Mobile Suit Gundam
WHAT?
21. “How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money.”
– Ichigo, Bleach
Sometimes people beat you like you owe them money. Can you relate to Ichigo?
20. “I am the world’s strongest Coffee Candy.”
– Vegeku, Dragon Ball Z
Strongest Coffee Candy? For real?
19. “I am not going there to die, I’m going there to find out If I am really alive.”
– Spike, Cowboy Bebop
OMG! Our boy Spike really did feel dead at times. He did all the thrilling things to find out whether he’s alive or not.
18. “How can androids have babies?”
– Goku
That’s actually a really nice question! *mind blown*
17. “Don’t hit me my old lady, I’ll kill you.”
– Bakugo, My Hero Academia
Guess to whom did Bakugo say that? Well, it was none other than his mother… I know 😭 why would he do that?
16. “Keeheehe. I like him. I’m going to make him my cat.”
– Gajeel, Fairy Tail
Yes, it’s always a wise decision to make someone you like your cat.
15. “Hey mister! I am a mad scientist! It’s so cool! Son of a b****.”
– Rintaro Okabe, Steins;Gate
Hey mister! I hope you heard Rintaro. He really is a mad-scientist whose abilities are mind-blowing! I’m not sure if cursing was a good decision there. HAHA.
14. “Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?”
– Lina Inverse, KanzakaDex
AH! The goal of every villain, “conquering the world”. Do something else with your powers, are you THAT free?
13. “Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.”
– Beerus, Dragon Ball
I really liked how Beerus appreciated the food on earth. It was sweet to see him enjoying the dishes. Even though I thought that he’s super overpowered and he’s not destroying this world just because of its food. LOL!
12. “Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you.”
– Excel, Excel Saga
Yes mister! Don’t even worry a little. You have no other option anyway.
11. “You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.”
– Frederica, Legend of Galactic Heroes
OOF! Frederica really likes violence. It’s obvious.
10. “What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.”
– Heiwajima Shizuo, Durarara!!
Yes! Don’t ask such silly questions!
9. “This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world – well that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.”
– Megumin, KonoSuba
Oh, nice! Megumin basically started off by blabbering big but then at the very end, she ended up exposing herself. Isn’t that hilarious?
8.“Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?”
– Azuma Kiyokuni, Diamond No Ace
Bellies are cute! You can’t change my mind! Do you understand?
7. “Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.”
– Kondou Isao
If I had a stupid sister, I’d have said that but I don’t have stupid sisters. I’m the most stupid sibling myself. Yes! You should embrace your stupidity like me. 🤓
6. “Why do women have butts on their chest?”
Goku, Dragon Ball Z
I wonder if women really do have butts on their chest. OH WAIT! GOKUUUU! Nevemind 🤦♀️
5. “An angel? So, what is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out.”
– Goku, Dragon Ball Z
An angel without wings and butts hanging out? I agree with Goku here.
4. “Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?”
– Ash Ketchum, Pokemon
Yes Ash, unfortunately, that’s me. Are you guys the oddball in your family too?
3. “When you’re in high school you should be doing things about which you could never tell your parents.”
– Isshin Kurosaki, Bleach
You only live once, therefore, you should live to your fullest! Isshin is right about that!
2. “I dreamed that you were a dog and the dog was my husband. Anyways, it was the worst dream ever!”
– Taiga Aisaka, Toradora
OOF! Dreaming of dogs can get a bit scary especially if they’re running after you.
1. “Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!”
– Inspector Zenigata, Lupin The Third
HAHAH! Our determined Inspector really wants to catch Lupin before he dies.
Conclusion
Yo everyone! I hope these funny anime quotes cheered you up! Do let us know which quote did you find the funniest! Don’t forget to share it with your friends!
